I’m at a friend’s house with a girl I had just broken up with a few days before. We absent-mindedly start sort of stroking eachother’s arms sweetly and whatnot and then before I know it we’re kissing. Just then, the guy whose house it was and his girlfriend walk in.
Guy: Did you guys get back together?!?
My Ex: No!
Guy’s Girlfriend: Then why are your nipples hard?