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So I have a term for when i am irritated… “dirty dickhole”, when I am pissed off, I say something like “You fucking dirty dickhole!”...

This started because my roommate CANNOT stop scratching his crotch. It is CONSTANT, and he looks at you and talks to you while he is doing it, like it’s nothing, and I never see him wash his hands. I had the thought that he must have a really “Dirty Dickhole” if it itches that much, or he has friggin termites in there.

Microscopic remnants of his “Dirty Dickhole” are now all over the apartment… on the doorhandles, the TV remote, the fridge; everywhere. He also shits with his bathroom door open all the time. The grossest shit is he will sit on the couch and take a knife and start cutting off the solid chunky bits off the bottom of his fucked up feet…

And he thinks it’s gross that he has seen me pick my nose. I at least wash my hands.